i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
Im in love with Chris Pratt
i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
And the money to buy what I wanna wear
And actually the size to wear what I wanna wear
This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
LMAO! CLICK THE LINK ABOVE TO SEE THE END THAT SHIT WAS HILARIOUS LOL
Day 1082 - 18 November 2013
with a dash of positivity
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know